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just a crazy woman Yes, I do accept emails. But please, keep your hateful remarks, your forwarded jokes and your indecent proposals to yourself. I'm not in the mood. Email: justacrazywoman dot gmail dot com |
I'm just a crazy woman and that's all you need to know. Ok, maybe not literally "crazy." I have never been legally certified anyway. I have never been in a straightjacket and I've never seen the inside of a padded room. Ok, maybe once, but we won't talk about that. And I've never - ever - stalked a man in hopes it will make him fall in love with me. Stalking is just not my style. Emotional blackmail however... that's something completely different. My life is filled with wonderful, witty, intelligent people. And even though I'm sure some of them - okay all of them - would disagree, I'm easy to figure out and easy to please. Give me chocolate and a good laugh, and I'm pretty much happy until the next time you tick me off. Which may or may not be soon. I hate mayo, tomatoes and mushrooms. I'm grossed out by loogies, slimy things and when someone crunches a bug with their shoe. I respect people who are honest without being rude. I love having in-depth conversations. And am incredibly loyal. I love my job and my life. I have very few major complaints... but when I do, you better be prepared. Sarcasm oozes out me. And if it oozes out of you, too... we're gonna be best friends. But if you lack a sense of humor, there might be another website you'd more enjoy. My blog is a collection of thoughts, opinions, ideas and feelings. I consider writing as "free therapy" and I need a lot of therapy. I am 37. I have never been married. And the only child I have is a four-legged furry dog named ChaCha. And yes, I'm straight. Here you will find no typical stories about dirty diapers or boring husbands. Hopefully you'll find digression witty and a lack of a social life charming. If you don't, I'm open to suggestions on how else to spend my time. |
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